when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
Wanda Ventham, on Benedict’s schooldays (via pigeon-jess)

#Clint’s not even paying attention #he’s just like #’ooooo look at my pretty bow and arrow. #you’re so pretty…. i love you arrow… and you too bow.’
acquired: ability to read smut with a blank expression
this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.
as you can see, human is calm.
reblog everytime
today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”
it was a distraction
they put chickens in the elevator
do you ever love someone so much you just need to pour milk in their asshole